Friday, January 14, 2011

WHATS MY SIGN?

how nuts is this? now theres a question mark hovering over collective heads leaving us to wonder "have we been following the wrong zodiac"? its a crazy story. the idea that after all these years of thinking we're one sign, it turns out that we're actually a different sign... the one right before our perceived sign. how can one adjust to this? our astrological identification defines us to one extent or another. some of us, you'll agree embody our zodiac affiliations to the hilt. and what about all of us who are in love with our birth stones? can you imagine all the sapphire jewelry that has to be exchanged?!

on the other hand, im curious... if you're someone who absolutely hates their sign, would you jump at the chance at changing it? to go from being a virgo to a leo could be the best thing to happen to someone this new year. i for one am totally and completely IN LOVE and happy to be a pisces. its who i am... im shy, a total romantic, extremely trustworthy, sometimes aloof, incredibly creative, very empathetic, and maybe a little unrealistic at times. i love nature, music, poetry, mystical settings, my freedom, and my privacy when i want to be left alone. im not too keen on a lot of noise, large crowds, disorganization, tight spaces and to some extent authority, meaning i like to be in charge.

after hearing the news, i sorta freaked out. i do not want to be aquarius! my father is an aquarius!! oh heeelllll no! ok, so i looked at the google to find out more about all this madness and you know what i found out?! I AM A PISCES! turns out, even with the inclusion of ophiuchus, my birthday, march 16th falls right in pisces! as a matter of fact, those of us born between march 11th and 18th are ALL, STILL pisces! however, instead of being the last sign in the zodiac, we become the third. kinda weird because i read once that those of us who are pisces have lived lives in each sign and by the time we reincarnate to pisces, he have or should have learned everything this is to learn on this level of existence and should be wiser and ready to elevate to the next level. according to the new chart... that would be sagittarius now. oy, i dont wanna relive that one again!

so, where do you fit into this new world order? below are the dates for the zodiac as we know it and after that the new one. i feel bad for all you scorpios out there... you only get six days of existence. oh and another crazy fact... everyone in my family would have to change. im the only one who wouldn't have to. my mother, the quintessential gemini would say fuck that!

~MD

ZODIAC DATES AS WE'RE USE TO:

Aries: March 21 - April 19

Taurus: April 20 - May 20

Gemini: May 21 - June 20

Cancer: June 21 - July 22

Leo: July 23 - August 22

Virgo: August 23 - September 22

Libra: September 23 - October 22

Scorpio: October 23 - November 21

Sagittarius: November 22 - December 21

Capricorn: December 22 - January 19

Aquarius: January 20 - February 18

Pisces: February 19 - March 20


ZODIAC DATES WITH OPHIUCHUS:

Capricorn: January 20 - February 16

Aquarius: February 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11 - April 18

Aries: April 18 - May 13

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - August 10

Leo: August 10 - September 16

Virgo: September 16 - October 30

Libra: October 30 - November 23

Scorpio: November 23 - November 29

Ophiuchus: November 29 - December 17

Sagittarius: December 17 - January 20

1 comment:

e jerry said...

Only in sidereal astrology, darling. Here in North America, we use tropical astrology, and nothing's changed.